Dunk. That should obviosly read drunk, 4 in the morning drunk. 4 in the morning, and 3 bottles of whsky between 4-7 people drunk. Drunk, and beset by whoress who each and every one looks like Niaomi Campbell. I love you Beeccc.a Seriously, I'm sitioting heren in a hotel lobby, postin g on LJ, isnstead f cranking one out onto a hot hot hot shoewre. :) /Bretter yhsn that, I even mnaanged to see my friends into a taxi, taking htem home. Now, I'm going to see if I can even get a hardon... despite the volume of hot chicks, none of the ultra-ultra-hot-premium chicks went for me. They were all after the MD / super-rich types. \ Damnb, I'm not even hot ton whores. :( At least I'mm hot to you, honey.
Damn their suygar tits. :)
possinbly not the best valentines gift ever, but it's not until April. And honey. if you'd seen gay elves as hot as these whores (retail price $20.00) then you would have at least considered it.